Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?' Customer's friend: 'Jesus.

Jen Campbell
Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?' Customer's friend: 'Jesus.
Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?' Customer's friend: 'Jesus.
Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?' Customer's friend: 'Jesus.
Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?' Customer's friend: 'Jesus.
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A bookshop customer asked a friend who wrote the bible. The friend replied that it was Jesus. To the customer, this person had no idea that Jesus had ever existed. The Bible was not written by Jesus, but by God Himself.

Source: Weird Things Customers Say In Bookshops

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